US-Wide Emergency Alert Sparks Fears of Nationwide Zombie Outbreak

US-Wide Emergency Alert Sparks Fears of Nationwide Zombie Outbreak

Get ready, because today at 2:20 pm Eastern time, something big is happening. Cell phone, TV, and radio users in the US will experience an emergency alert test on their devices.

This test is all about ensuring the effectiveness of the Emergency Alert System (EAS) on TV and radio, as well as the Wireless Emergency Alerts (WEA) system for cell phones.

In a press release, Orlando Olivera, Coordinator of the Federal Emergency Management Agency’s (FEMA) Caribbean Area Office in Puerto Rico, emphasized the importance of these alerts and warnings. He said, “We want to ensure that the systems continue to be effective, that the public understands and uses these alerts and warnings about emergencies, particularly those on the national level, as we work to strengthen emergency readiness among our communities.”

Now, let’s address the conspiracy theorists who always have something to say. They’ve managed to connect this emergency alert test with COVID-19 vaccinations and even thrown zombies into the mix. But let’s be clear, this is pure nonsense.

There is absolutely no way that 5G technology can activate viruses in the body, even if the government had some strange motive to infect its population. And trust me, they couldn’t keep something like that a secret.

These tests are conducted every three years as required by federal law, and they pose no health risks to the public. So, rest assured, there won’t be any zombie viruses unleashed upon us.

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